Scottish Humor: Gordon and the
donkey
Many years ago a young Scot called Gordon bought a
donkey from an old farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
day. When the farmer drove up the next day, he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news...the donkey is on my truck, but he's dead."
The young Scotsman replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The
farmer confessed, "I can't do that. I've already spent it." The Scotsman said,
"OK then, just unload the donkey anyway". The farmer asked, "What are you
going to do with him?" The young man said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" But the
Scot, with a big smile on his face, said "Of course I can. Just watch me. I just
won't tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the two met up again and the farmer asked, "What happened with that
dead donkey?"
The young Scot said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece
and made a huge profit." Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone
complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being
dead?" And the young man replied, "The only person who found out about the
donkey being dead was the raffle winner, when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him
his £2 back plus £200 extra, which is double the going value of a donkey, and he thought
I was wonderful."
The young Scotsman grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer,
and no matter how many times he lied or how much money he stole from the voters, as long
as he gave some of them back some of the stolen money, most of them thought he was
wonderful.
The moral of this story is that, if you
think Gordon is about to play fair and do something for the everyday people of the country
think again my friend, because you'll be better off flogging a dead donkey
(Source: marksaccjokes.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html
)
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